Security Vignettes
Breach Notes|43 stories
The clever learn from their own mistakes.The wise are inspired by the mistakes of others.
Every story here is an illustrative scenario.People, companies and details are adapted or invented;any resemblance is coincidental.
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1“The robot seems to have crashed”Three days abroad, one routine notification email, and a trail that led me to a backdoor in a region I had never used.Inventory & awareness
2Using an ox cleaver to kill a chickenA platform announces a breach, and a key unchanged for years turns up inside a little robot with every permission switched on.Keys & permissions
3“Is anyone changing something?”The site suddenly stopped taking bookings, and what I found was a script, not a person.Inventory & awareness
4The silent organA machine no one was watching quietly mined crypto for someone else for nearly a year.Inventory & awareness
5A spare card unused for a yearAn AI key untouched for a year ran up a frightening bill in a single day.Keys & permissions
6The calm before the stormA key we knew was high-risk but put off revoking because it was a hassle was abused just over a month later.Keys & permissions
7Last year's visitor is still hereA backdoor account left behind back then was still there more than a year later.Offboarding & accounts
8The great way is simple: five habits for tomorrowThe great way is simple: five good habits to carry into tomorrow.Inventory & awareness
9The tools beneath the icebergAn inventory revealed that the tools IT knew about were only the tip of the iceberg.Inventory & awareness
10The monthly fee nobody claimedA small monthly fee nobody claimed turned out to be an orphaned account.Offboarding & accounts
11The person left, the seat stayedSomeone left the company, but the paid seat and the side door stayed open.Offboarding & accounts
12The door is shut, the window is openThe single sign-on door was shut, but the window beside it was still open.Offboarding & accounts
13The first day, waiting for accountsNew hires wait for accounts; people who change roles only ever gain access, never lose it.Offboarding & accounts
14A single “OK”One “OK” in a group chat, and temporary access became permanent.Keys & permissions
15One click on “Allow”One click on “Allow,” and a little AI tool had the keys.AI & agents
16Three tools doing the same jobThree tools doing the same job: three bills, and three sets of doors to close.Inventory & awareness
17A hundred seats, sixty peopleA hundred seats paid for, and over thirty accounts nobody uses.Inventory & awareness
18The rubber-stamp reviewAn access review where managers can only rubber-stamp, and the list still includes people who left.Keys & permissions
19The laptop is still at his placeThe accounts were revoked, but the laptop is still at a former colleague's home.Offboarding & accounts
20Only at month's end do you know what burnedWith usage-billed AI, you only learn how much burned at the end of the month.AI & agents
21No names on the billAll you can see is the total, not which key is doing the spending.Keys & permissions
22The password is on her phoneThe domain’s verification code goes to a former colleague’s phone.Offboarding & accounts
23Just one digit apartSomeone else’s website leaked, and the password was one digit off.Passwords & sign-in
24Everyone knows, and still reusesEveryone knows not to reuse passwords. They reuse them anyway.Passwords & sign-in
25If you can’t stop it, at least make it strongYou can’t stop staff from signing up on their own, but you can make sure the passwords are strong.Passwords & sign-in
26The email that was one letter offThe URL was one letter off, and the verification code was stolen too.Passwords & sign-in
27“I was asleep at the time”A sign-in in the small hours, and the logs are scattered and already expired.Inventory & awareness
28That one change from two years agoThe key was deleted, but the version history remembers everything.Keys & permissions
29The keys in the home directoryPlaintext keys on an engineer’s laptop, carried off in one go by an infostealer.Keys & permissions
30The one that never expiresThe admin key in the deployment pipeline that never expires.Keys & permissions
31One key, six places to changeChanging one key meant changing six places, so it never got changed.Keys & permissions
32The key the AI assistant sawA key pasted into an AI chat traveled far along with a share link.AI & agents
33“Just get it running first”The “just get it running first” AI agent held the keys to the entire database.AI & agents
34The key handed over during a fireAdmin rights granted during an emergency three years ago were never taken back.Keys & permissions
35Said it would read, but it wroteAn AI agent meant only to read data was tricked by a note into changing it.AI & agents
36The credentials were real, the computer wasn’tThe credentials were real, but the computer logging in wasn’t the company’s.Devices & contractors
37The contractor’s laptopA contractor’s personal laptop was infected, and private repositories were copied.Devices & contractors
38The seller console doesn’t check the computerThe console that earns the most money could be logged into from any computer.Devices & contractors
39The AI that moved into our computersAI tools moved into our computers, and IT can’t tell who installed what.AI & agents
40One spreadsheet, twelve clients’ keysOne shared spreadsheet held the keys to twelve clients.Devices & contractors
41The spare keys kept at someone else’s houseA cloud platform was breached, and every spare key stored there was dug out.Keys & permissions
42The city deleted by mistakeAn intern deleted the wrong cluster, and the backups had never been turned on.Keys & permissions
43Just asking whether it’s thereHe only wanted to know if a variable existed; every secret got dumped into the AI chat.AI & agents
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- 2Using an ox cleaver to kill a chicken
- 5A spare card unused for a year
- 6The calm before the storm
- 14A single “OK”
- 18The rubber-stamp review
- 21No names on the bill
- 28That one change from two years ago
- 29The keys in the home directory
- 30The one that never expires
- 31One key, six places to change
- 34The key handed over during a fire
- 41The spare keys kept at someone else’s house
- 42The city deleted by mistake